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Why zombies OWN vampires Zombies and vampires. The two have been battling it out for almost as long as pirates and ninjas. However, I think it should be quite clear that ZOMBIES are the winner in this battle of "coolness". Why you may ask? Simple:Why zombies OWN vampires by ~Chrisdinozilla
1. Vampires, mainly "anime" vampires such as the ones from Melty Blood, usually have that "emotion" thing going on. I mean, seriously, killing isn't fun when your whining and bitching in the process. Zombies, unsurprisingly, lack human emotion, and thus, are not emo.
2. Zombies actually kill people. Or at least try to. Vampires just "bite" people. Drink some blood, nothing special. Zombies, being the awesome mindless kill
