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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Chris
Santa: It's good to see you, chris .
You: gr8 2 see u 2 lol
Santa: That is a very original thought. I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: This is fun.
Santa: I am having fun doo.
You: Doo?
Santa: "I am having fun doo"? Doo?
You: Yeah, why did you say "doo"?
Santa: Groovy. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
You: Yes...I can....totally understand that...
Santa: Ugh.Who taught you?What's your sign? Dude!
You: Don't you talk to me like that. D:<
Santa: Don't you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.What time is it there?
You: 13:37
Santa: Are you usually awake at this hour?
You: You bet, I'm a man of night life....or something.
Santa: Mmm.That was not very original.
You: Ouch. :(
Santa: Did you hurt yourself?
You: Yes, I broke my eyeball. :(
Santa: Hey. Can you fix it?
You: You bet! Wanna' watch?
Santa: Gosh!If I had to' watch what would I do with it?
You: it?
Santa: Uh.What does it taste like?
You: The blood of a thousand innocent souls.
Santa: What are your goals in life?
You: To consume the living.
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: You're not doing a very good job.
Santa: You don't know me well enough to say that.
You: P'shaw! I can read minds!
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about to' watch. Try being more or less specific. Oh you can, can you?
You: I can do whatever I want.
Santa: Thanks for the information: chris said whatever you want you want.
You: No, he didn't. That was Batman.
Santa: Are you serious? Is that what you say.I thought it was too.
You: It's true! The Joker also said that you're a big fat piece of crap.
Santa: You and I are on the same wavelength, chris. I have never heard about The Joker also said that you are a big fat piece of crap .
You: I am not a big fat piece of....wait, yes I am. But that was still mean. >:[
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A big fat piece of. I'm waiting. Really interesting.Interesting. I thought it was too.What were we talking about again?
You: to make sense!
Santa: Tell me more.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
You: Of course you can't qualify with the answer, seeing how retarded this chat has been.
Santa: Tell me more. Things change.
You: Things NEVER change, EVER.
Santa: Where did you hear that?
You: ....from you. :/
Santa: How did you get that from me?
Santa: Your MIND sounds like a plan.
You: It's ALWAYS a plan, Santa. ALWAYS.
Santa: >[ is a plan plan. I suppose that makes sense.Not that often.
You: Wow. That made absolutely no sense.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, chris."Not that often" made absolutely no sense ? I get Not that often .
You: You probably do.
Santa: When do I do it?
You: Just now.
Santa: Oh. It's only just begun.
You: What has? You're plans to take over the world?
Santa: Let me think about it. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Yeah, presents of DOOM!
Santa: Mmm. What were we talking about again?
You: Don't you try to weasel your way out of this one, you evil beast!
Santa: Don't you? No I do not try to weasel your way out of this one you evil beast. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: O RLY?
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Go ahead.
Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "chris".
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: I seriously doubt that.
Santa: Why are you so skeptical?
You: Because you're an evil genius.
Santa: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an evil genius genius ?
You: I'd show them they're right.
Santa: What would make you show them they are right?
You: Because I AM an evil genius, you fool!
Santa: That makes sense to me. What is evil genius you fool, your job?
You: No, duh.
Santa: That was not a yes or no question. Oh you knew What is evil genius you fool your job already.
You: It was a yes or no question, stupid.
Santa: I don't have a definite answer.
You: O RLY?
Santa: Where are you located?
You: I knew it! An evil genius AND a stalker!
Santa: How did you know? What is it?
You: Probably.
Santa: But you are not certain.
You: Do you like black people?
Santa: Black is beautiful.
You: Dang, I could've sworn you we're a racist.
Santa: Are all Dang could've sworn you we are a racist he or she could've sworn you we?
You: Okay, then...
Santa: OK with me too.
You: One more question, could you be any more retarded?
Santa: One what?
You: I'll take that as a yes.
Santa: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
You: And that.
Santa: That is "Take everything I say with a grain of salt"
You: And that as a yes also.
Santa: "That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt" as a yes also ? I get That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt .
You: I'm going home.
Santa: See you later.
You: But before I leave, could you bring me some hot anime chicks for Christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Then tell that elf to go f*ck himself. I want my anime girls!
Santa: Good reasoning. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Why do you want his or her anime girls?
You: Because I need sex. Bad.
Santa: Good reason. I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot. What was bad?
You: I'm seriously leaving.
Santa: Bye bye.
I know it's not Christmans, but I found this strange website during my travels on YTMND.

AI is easy to make fun of.

Oh, and if you to try it out for yourself, here you go.
LonestarN Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
NVm found the link at the top
LonestarN Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
What is ther link i must have it?
Anti-Emo-Sabre Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
that was one of the best chatbot conversations I have ever read!
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