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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Chris
Santa: It's good to see you, chris .
You: gr8 2 see u 2 lol
Santa: That is a very original thought. I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: This is fun.
Santa: I am having fun doo.
You: Doo?
Santa: "I am having fun doo"? Doo?
You: Yeah, why did you say "doo"?
Santa: Groovy. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
You: Yes...I can....totally understand that...
Santa: Ugh.Who taught you?What's your sign? Dude!
You: Don't you talk to me like that. D:<
Santa: Don't you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.What time is it there?
You: 13:37
Santa: Are you usually awake at this hour?
You: You bet, I'm a man of night life....or something.
Santa: Mmm.That was not very original.
You: Ouch. :(
Santa: Did you hurt yourself?
You: Yes, I broke my eyeball. :(
Santa: Hey. Can you fix it?
You: You bet! Wanna' watch?
Santa: Gosh!If I had to' watch what would I do with it?
You: Erm...eat it?
Santa: Uh.What does it taste like?
You: The blood of a thousand innocent souls.
Santa: What are your goals in life?
You: To consume the living.
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: You're not doing a very good job.
Santa: You don't know me well enough to say that.
You: P'shaw! I can read minds!
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about to' watch. Try being more or less specific. Oh you can, can you?
You: I can do whatever I want.
Santa: Thanks for the information: chris said whatever you want you want.
You: No, he didn't. That was Batman.
Santa: Are you serious? Is that what you say.I thought it was too.
You: It's true! The Joker also said that you're a big fat piece of crap.
Santa: You and I are on the same wavelength, chris. I have never heard about The Joker also said that you are a big fat piece of crap .
You: I am not a big fat piece of....wait, yes I am. But that was still mean. >:[
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A big fat piece of. I'm waiting. Really interesting.Interesting. I thought it was too.What were we talking about again?
You: Umm.....how to make sense!
Santa: Tell me more.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
You: Of course you can't qualify with the answer, seeing how retarded this chat has been.
Santa: Tell me more. Things change.
You: Things NEVER change, EVER.
Santa: Where did you hear that?
You: ....from you. :/
Santa: How did you get that from me?
You: WITH MY MIND.
Santa: Your MIND sounds like a plan.
You: It's ALWAYS a plan, Santa. ALWAYS.
Santa: >[ is a plan plan. I suppose that makes sense.Not that often.
You: Wow. That made absolutely no sense.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, chris."Not that often" made absolutely no sense ? I get Not that often .
You: You probably do.
Santa: When do I do it?
You: Just now.
Santa: Oh. It's only just begun.
You: What has? You're plans to take over the world?
Santa: Let me think about it. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Yeah, presents of DOOM!
Santa: Mmm. What were we talking about again?
You: Don't you try to weasel your way out of this one, you evil beast!
Santa: Don't you? No I do not try to weasel your way out of this one you evil beast. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: O RLY?
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Go ahead.
Santa: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "chris".
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: I seriously doubt that.
Santa: Why are you so skeptical?
You: Because you're an evil genius.
Santa: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an evil genius genius ?
You: I'd show them they're right.
Santa: What would make you show them they are right?
You: Because I AM an evil genius, you fool!
Santa: That makes sense to me. What is evil genius you fool, your job?
You: No, duh.
Santa: That was not a yes or no question. Oh you knew What is evil genius you fool your job already.
You: It was a yes or no question, stupid.
Santa: I don't have a definite answer.
You: O RLY?
Santa: Where are you located?
You: I knew it! An evil genius AND a stalker!
Santa: How did you know? What is it?
You: Probably.
Santa: But you are not certain.
You: Do you like black people?
Santa: Black is beautiful.
You: Dang, I could've sworn you we're a racist.
Santa: Are all Dang could've sworn you we are a racist he or she could've sworn you we?
You: Okay, then...
Santa: OK with me too.
You: One more question, could you be any more retarded?
Santa: One what?
You: I'll take that as a yes.
Santa: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
You: And that.
Santa: That is "Take everything I say with a grain of salt"
You: And that as a yes also.
Santa: "That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt" as a yes also ? I get That is Take everything I say with a grain of salt .
You: I'm going home.
Santa: See you later.
You: But before I leave, could you bring me some hot anime chicks for Christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Then tell that elf to go f*ck himself. I want my anime girls!
Santa: Good reasoning. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Why do you want his or her anime girls?
You: Because I need sex. Bad.
Santa: Good reason. I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot. What was bad?
You: I'm seriously leaving.
Santa: Bye bye.
I know it's not Christmans, but I found this strange website during my travels on YTMND.

AI is easy to make fun of.

Oh, and if you to try it out for yourself, here you go.
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LonestarN Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
NVm found the link at the top
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LonestarN Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
What is ther link i must have it?
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Anti-Emo-Sabre Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006
that was one of the best chatbot conversations I have ever read!
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